
“What house are you in?”
“Wfftitwff.”
When they were handing out consonants, Welsh got in line twice. This meant they got there late to the vowel party.
“Just throw some Ys in there. It’ll be fine.”
(Source: riddlemetom)

(Source: nic0tine-kisses.tumblr.com )
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.